I Want An Oompa Loompa NOW!

I'm channeling my inner Veruca Salt today. Why you ask? Jen Lancaster's new book is now on Amazon, but it won't be released until May 5th, 2009. Such a tease! I seriously do not want to wait til MAY!!! but apparently I have to. Bah!

Here's the cover for her new book, "Pretty in Plaid: A Life, a Witch, and a Wardrobe, or, the Wonder Years Before the Condescending,Egomanical, Self-Centered Smart Ass Phase"

Daily Candy-Dallas

DailyCandy Dallas is a daily online editorial that covers everything from local restaurants, shopping, services, etc. My favorite day of the week, so to speak, is the Thursday edition. It is call the "Weekend Edition" and has fun stuff going on in Dallas during the weekend.

Today's edition featured the new DailyCandy book, DailyCandy Lexicon: Words That Don't Exist But Should. It is an entire book of creative words/phrases that don't already exist in today's lingo, but should. Think grown up conjunctions. It is VERY girly, but I feel like some guys might find it hilarious as well. For instance, one of the phrases is textual frustration-n. A late-night text exchange that fails to result in old-fashioned lip-locking. Hahaha!

Check it out and who knows, next time I use fabric-ation, you'll know what I mean!