There's A New Doc On The Block

Meet Dr. McDealy! The crack dealer is wearing scrubs today! While I was watering my plants before work this morning, (please note that the time was not even 8am) I see a lady unloading pillows from a brown cart into the dumpster area. Hmmm... My initial thought was, "wow, there really are squatters living back there." Poor girl, she was so tired, she went to lay down. Literally 30 seconds later Dr. McDealy goes into the dumpster area. I promptly revised my initial thought to "well, guess that's his professional friend." He was in and out for a few minutes but finally stayed in.

Um... ok? If this young lady is in fact a working "professional," let's hope she brings her own protection since she brings her own pillows!

WOW

This is a pseudo crackhead update. I had to get gas at the Shell and a lady walked in wearing a tshirt that said:

Yes, I'm a virgin but this is an old shirt

Hahaha! Holy heck! I wonder if she was the "professional" lady that was there a few weeks ago...

Update

So guess who might be on the balcony watching some "suspicious activity" across the street while drinkg $2.97/bottle wine?

If by "suspicious activity" you mean a drug dealer handing off baggies coke and then going at it (there were sound effects) with a woman of a certain profession in the dumpster area, you are correct. No, I didn't call the cops. I'm over trying to be a narc. It's way more entertaining just to watch.

Yes, the wine was actually really good and I'm going back to a Wally-World tomorrow to buy an entire case.

Updates???

So I know, "updates" is a sorry excuse for a bad blog post, but eh, that's what it is. :)

I've been out of town soaking up some sun at the lake. However, I do have one little update to report...

The crack dealers have moved shop!!! Woo hoo!!! They haven't been at the Shell in over a week. Is it bad that I'm disappointed I don't get to call the cops?

I PROMISE more, and better, posts this week.

Laters!

Did you know...

Did you know that there are "suspected" crack deals going on at 8:30 in the morning? Seriously! I had to get gas at the Shell across from my apartment this morning. The crack guys were there! Seriously! Jersey guy handed a very ROUGH looking lady a Sephora bag that was all ratty and folded over. Yellow was there too! He walked by me and stared. A really really long time. Uh oh. I decided taking a picture of Jersey and the lady wouldn't be a good idea since they now A) recognize me B) know where I live C) now know what I drive.

Note to self: Learn to be more discrete when spying on crack dealers.

If you don't know who Jersey and Yellow are, read "Your Momma Smoke Crack Rock!"

I'll try to take a pic tonight from my balcony.

UPDATE: Stalking crack dealers is not a good idea. Last night, Amy and I saw the bicycle that the crack dealers ride propped up next to the dumpster area at the gas station. We pulled in to take a picture of it and as we're trying to take the pic, Yellow comes out of the dumpster!!! Shit. Drove away. Fast. Tires squealing. As if that wasn't enough, I try to take pics from my balcony and see the shiznit go down. Here's kinda the timeline:

11:45ish - Yellow takes trash to the dumpster. Boring.
Midnight - Close the Shell.
A little after midnight - Yellow let's in a sketchy looking individual into the CLOSED Shell.
A little after that - Sketch guy still in the Shell, Yellow goes back to the dumpster and comes out with a big duffel bag. He gets on the bike and rides off. They seriously keep their crack in a dumpster!!!
12:30ish - Sketchy leaves the Shell.
Today- Totally considering calling the cops.

Oh yeh, all the pics were blurry bc I couldn't use the flash.

You're Momma Smoke Crack Rock!

Well, whether she does, or she doesn't, I know where she can get some! There is a Shell across the street from my a-p-t, and the dumpster is the most happening spot on the block. Guy A, "Jersey," and guy B, "Yellow," are constantly coming and going out of the dumpster. I've seen this go on before and tonight I had to show my friend Amy. Last weekend I told Amy about the crack deals going on and she didn't believe me.

True to form on a Wednesday, Amy and I get together to drink wine. We're sitting on my patio, which happens to overlook the Shell parking lot/dumpster. Suddenly Amy screams, "OMG! They're dealing drugs!" Most-hilarious-thing-ever!

Literally these guys walk in and out of the dumpster at least 10 times. Amy and I decide to take a close look. Decked out in full disguises, including ball caps and sunglasses, we go to the Shell and take a look. Yeh, nothing, but it was still hilarious, 2 white girls wearing pearl earrings trying to catch crack drug dealers in action. Ha! Still amusing to watch...

"You're Momma smoke crack rock!"