Tylenol

Eh, not as funny as some previous ones, but still funny. This may, or may not, be posted at my desk Monday morning. Just saying.

WOW

This is a pseudo crackhead update. I had to get gas at the Shell and a lady walked in wearing a tshirt that said:

Yes, I'm a virgin but this is an old shirt

Hahaha! Holy heck! I wonder if she was the "professional" lady that was there a few weeks ago...

Just For Fun

As a little girl I used to watch LOVE beauty pageants. I loved seeing all the pretty girls that looked like Barbie. Now that I'm a bit older, I do not watch the pageants but I do not hate these gorgeous women. I feel like they are normal people as well, just ridiculously good looking.

With that said, I kinda feel bad for Miss USA. I didn't watch the pageant, so I searched YouTube to see the clip. A)I really like that her smile seemed very genuine as if she was laughing at her self. You go Miss USA! B) In the "related videos" section, I found this:



OMG!!! Hahahaha! At least next time she gives a speech it won't be hard to think of her self with no pants on in front of an audience! Wait, it's supposed to be the other way around. Hahahaha!

Dave, You Rock!

The latest sign on my drive home:

I want to shake the hand of whoever writes these. They are absolutely hilarious!

Honesty Is The Best Policy

This came from my sister in Houston. She saw a panhandler on the side of the road with this sign:

"WANTED 7 course meal. a hot dog and a 6 pack."

Hahahaha! Oh. My. Goodness. Must stop laughing. Can't breathe! I'd seriously go buy that guy a hot dog because of his honesty! I wonder if I should give the idea to the guys at Oaklawn and 35?

UPDATE: Found this online and thought it was totally appropriate. There are more funny pics like this at http://www.postfunnypics.com/. Haha!

DTR???

My blog is NOT a dating blog, but... this was just too good not to mention.

A very close friend recently enlisted my assistance in his dating life. He just needed a little guidance in the language of love as he's been out of the game for a bit. He definition of DTRing it was Defining The Regret. Bwwaaahahahaha! That should be on a fortune cookie.

Today's "Ha ha!"

Here's the latest and greatest sign! It seriously cracks me up that a business would put up these funny sayings. It certainly does make my drive home on Irving Blvd more entertaining!

It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday...

It's Friday, It's Friday, It's Friday, La - Lalalalalalalalala!

I'll spare you the following 10 verses of Mrs. Buckner's Jr. High Choir song, but it is Friday and I have no clue what's going on this weekend. I sorry kids! I'm leaving Big D, very briefly, to go home and see the parentals.

However, I will give you a tease for next week... There is a new "phrase" on the infamous sign. Post pics next week. Have a great weekend!

HAhahahahahahahaha

Let... me... try... to... breath.... ahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha! I saw the FUNNIEST billboard EVER, on my way home. Funniest. Ever.

"Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Must... pick... self... up... off... the... floor... Seriously. I'm taking a picture tomorrow and posting it. HAhahahahahahahahaha!!!